svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

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maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

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oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

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ihiditinyourfood:

thorhead:

I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

i have been waiting for this post my whole life

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tupacabra:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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internetexplorers:

DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE

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youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

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