Samantha. 17. Junior. Taken by the man of my dreams ♥

potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

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officialfrenchtoast:

"hey i’ll use your computer for a whi—"

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insertunnecessarygeekiness:

yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just

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right out the window

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blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

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breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

gloriousharhar:

englishchaprap:

When people I really care about mention for the first time that I’m one of their best friends

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IS THAT A JUMPING PIECE OF JELLO WITH CHIBI EYES HOLY FLYING FUCK IT’S SO ADORABLE MAKE IT STOP 

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princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

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fake-dildo:

slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off